One quick question
A Quick Cup
Got one question? We’ll get straight to the cards, find a little clarity, and send you on your way.
$6515 minutes
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Honest insight. Good tea. No judgment.
Find your way forward.
Tarot, intuition, and spiritual guidance for life's big questions, strange turns, and everything in between. Come as you are. We'll talk it through.
LGBTQ+ welcoming Veteran-owned Zoom or in person in Frederick, MD
There's a seat for you
Choose your reading.
Whether you've got one question or a whole season of plot twists, there's time for the tea.
One topic, extra time
Tea & a Cookie
One situation, a little more room to talk, and time for a follow-up or two. A cup of tea with something on the side.
$9030 minutes
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Multiple topics welcome
The Tea Party
Love, money, family, work — and every plot twist in between. Bring all your questions, switch topics, and let the tea flow. We’ve got time.
$1451 hour
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Prefer it in writing? Email or text reading · $28
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Meet Ronaldo
Come as you are.
Filipino American Proud gay veteran Intuitive reader
Ronaldo's readings feel more like talking things through with a friend than sitting through a mysterious ceremony. He's warm, funny, honest, and always ready for an interesting twist.
Sweet cards? Cute. Messy cards? Also cute — now we have something to talk about. No scare tactics, no doom-and-gloom. Just conversation, intuition, and a little perspective.
How a reading works
Bring the question.
I'll bring the cards.
We'll explore what's on your mind, see what the cards bring up, and make sense of the bigger picture. You don't need a perfectly worded question.
LoveMoneyFamilyWorkThat one weird situation
By Zoom or in person in Frederick, Maryland.
The cat-orate board
The Chaircats are in session.
Rosy and Norma supervise the vibes, require snack breaks, and occasionally walk through a reading like they pay the mortgage. They do not currently offer readings.
Tiny queen. Full-time morale department.
Compliance. Loafing. Silent executive judgment.
Ready, diva?
Let's see what the cards have to say.
Questions about scheduling or which reading fits? Ronaldo's just a phone call or email away.
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